bceky:

have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours

don’t

rneerkat:

till slow wifi do us part

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

(Source: livingsjustawasteofdeath)

dakotawhatever:

people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it 

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

ask-sonicandneku:

ikkitheairbender:

kevaroono:

you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.

As a Whovian… That scared me.

(Source: abcdefghijklloved)

vvierd:

I HATE REACTING TO PRESENTS

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

andrvw:

my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”

shutupaubrey:

i’m just a cool dad trapped inside the body of a teenage girl

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*